Bush Voodoo Doll

Hollywood, CA (PRFLAK) July 1, 2006 -- Following completion of extensive research and testing, Crass Commerce is releasing the George W. Bush Voodoo Doll, an unconventional, yet powerful therapy that has the potential to bring relief to millions.

The devastating ferocity of the Gulf Coast hurricanes opened our eyes to just how destructive nature can be. But it also opened our eyes to the destructive consequences of an administration consumed by greed and riddled with incompetence. The tragically inadequate government response to these events will have an impact that will linger long after the region is rebuilt.

It is in honor of New Orleans that Crass Commerce developed this uniquely appropriate therapy to promote recovery. What better way to hasten relief than by using New Orleans' own age-old art of Voodoo to enforce accountability on a president that has never deigned to accept any.

While recommended for those affected by the woeful response to the natural disasters in the Gulf Coast, it can also be effective for anxieties brought about by:

  • WMD Deficit Disorder
  • Social Security Privatization Anxiety
  • Runaway National Debtitis
  • Environmental Wasting Disease
  • Human and Civil Liberty Deficiency Syndrome
  • White House Cronyism
  • Media Bias Virus (read News Corpse for more on this)
  • And More...
These Voodoo dolls are authentic recreations of dolls produced by Marie Laveau's famous New Orleans House of Voodoo. They come packaged with instructions and pins are included. And since the need for relief is broad and ongoing, a portion of the proceeds will be donated to help those who have suffered and who are struggling to restore one of America's great treasures.

Product Disclaimer:
The primary value of this voodoo doll is therapeutic and it is designed to benefit the owner rather than harm the subject. It provides relief through catharsis. Crass Labs has certified that no humans or animals have been harmed in the production or operation of this device.

About Crass Commerce:
Founded by digital artist, Mark Howard, Crass Commerce is revolutionizing the Art of Selling Out™ with a line of innovative, art-based consumer products. We believe that the ubiquity of mass-marketing, with its logo splattered ephemera, is a symptom of the over-reliance on consumption and materialism as a means to achieve personal fulfillment. It's time for an alternative consumerism that seeks, not to exploit, but to enrich, creatively and commercially. Mr. Howard is also the author, artist, and publisher of News Corpse, the Internet's Chronicle of Media Decay.

 

Contact: Mark Howard
Crass Commerce
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Also available:
Dick Cheney
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Osama bin Laden
Paris Hilton
Custom Orders

Plus:
Note Cards
Magnets
Coasters
Prints

Coming Soon:
T-Shirts and
other apparel
Thanks to Arianna Huffington and the Contagious Festival.

REMEMBER: In order for this to be contagious, you have to send it to your friends.

Thanks for your support.
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